Cade's first orb transmission.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

[Cade poses dramatically before his orb as it activates for the first time, rapier out and hat cocked just a bit to the side.]

Hello there, fellow heroes and heroines! The old man tells me I was brought here to save the world, and that this magic item is how I can speak with my fellow adventurers!
I am CADE MASTERS, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!! Villains the world over tremble at my name, from the ports of Lajuria to the northern reaches of Ustav-
...oh, right, you probably don't know what any of those places are. Well, anyways, just know that I am amazing. Now, I'm sure you are all very eager with questions and requests for autographs - it's so exciting to meet me and all that - but please try not to bombard me with all your communications at once!

Comments

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Oh. well now that's a bit boring, now isn't it?

[bondsoflove]

Insanity is boring?

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Of course not, lad! Your question is boring!

[bondsoflove]

So head trauma is boring.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Well, anything that you have happen to you that much is boring.

[bondsoflove]

So you hit your head with frequency.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

To be fair, usually its usually other people who are doing the hitting.

[bondsoflove]

Doesn't reduce the brain damage.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

That's okay, Melchior always said I wasn't very good at using it anyway.

[bondsoflove]

Whoever Melchior is, listen to him.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

He was my sidekick! Unfortunately, he wasn't brought here with me.

...Oh well, I never really listened to him anyway! He always had such dull things to say like, "don't put that in your mouth!", and "why would you bed the mistress of the most vindictive noble on the continent?", and "don't pick fights with dragons, they're like a hundred times your size and breathe fire!"

...I don't think those were his exact words, but I never really paid that much attention.

[bondsoflove]

You're an idiot.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

People keep telling me that, and yet I keep coming out on top. Maybe your just jealous.

[Cade gives the angsty ninja a smile and a wink.]

[bondsoflove]

Are you sure you're not just too stupid to realize when you haven't come out on top?

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Well... people keep throwing me parties and asking for autographs and telling me what a great hero I am, so I must be!

((Because clearly that is the true indicator of a real hero.))

[bondsoflove]

And you're sure they're not also stupid.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Well it's not look I had them all take a test! How can I be sure you're not stupid?

[bondsoflove]

I can come up with better insults than throwing my opponent's back at me, for one.