Cade's first orb transmission.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

[Cade poses dramatically before his orb as it activates for the first time, rapier out and hat cocked just a bit to the side.]

Hello there, fellow heroes and heroines! The old man tells me I was brought here to save the world, and that this magic item is how I can speak with my fellow adventurers!
I am CADE MASTERS, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!! Villains the world over tremble at my name, from the ports of Lajuria to the northern reaches of Ustav-
...oh, right, you probably don't know what any of those places are. Well, anyways, just know that I am amazing. Now, I'm sure you are all very eager with questions and requests for autographs - it's so exciting to meet me and all that - but please try not to bombard me with all your communications at once!

Comments

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Well... people keep throwing me parties and asking for autographs and telling me what a great hero I am, so I must be!

((Because clearly that is the true indicator of a real hero.))

[bondsoflove]

And you're sure they're not also stupid.

[adventurerextraordinaire]

Well it's not look I had them all take a test! How can I be sure you're not stupid?

[bondsoflove]

I can come up with better insults than throwing my opponent's back at me, for one.