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Olinda Duval ([personal profile] wanderwonder) wrote in [community profile] eswareinmal2012-04-15 05:09 pm

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Characters: Olinda and you!
Open? Yep!
Where: The Two-Faced Forest
When: The 18th of Rebirth's Height, day
What: Olinda be unicorning it up.
Warnings: None.

[ Far from the calamities of spinning wheels and sleeping prince(sses), there's a unicorn foraging in the Two-Faced Forest. The bag Kori had gifted her hangs loosely around her neck.

Bother her, y/n? ]

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Like I know shit about unicorns. You guys don't e-- [[a pause. Werewolves. Vampires. Talking shadows. Shape shifters. Why the hell not unicorns too?]] If you guys exist back home I never saw any of you. [[shrugs]]

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hawk.

And all you mystical types do. [[shrugs]] Still saw far more than I ever wanted to with all that bullshit.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Batman. [[Deadpan sarcasm]] Or Wolfman. "The wolf who walks like a man" if you listen to crazy ass werewolves. [[half sighs]]

As I realize I got the title wrong, but then realize Hawk doesn't care and would fuck it up :D

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Always a man. But somehow, I apparently have more of a wolf's spirit or some bullshit than werewolves. [[a shrug]] Don't ask me what any of it means.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they are. [[said in the tone that implied that people who were afraid of them were idiots. Because they were.]]

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-16 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[[He all but rolls his eyes]] People are afraid of a lot of stupid things.

[[They also don't have an 85 year old werewolf elder camped on their front lawn sounding like a cross between a religious nut and a hippy. How the hell could you be afraid of someone's dottering old grandpa just because he got hairy on the full moon, seriously.]]

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-17 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
The hell would a wolf want to eat a human for when there's deer around? Humans are meat eaters. Means their own meat is no where near as something that just eats plans. Don't fuck with a wolf's pack and they'll leave your ass alone.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-17 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[[a single 'hrmp' of a laugh]] Yeah, different werewolves.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-17 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[[He shrugs]] They're people who are wolves. Or wolves that are people. Basically the same thing. They act like they've been living in the mountains their whole lives, most of them, probably because of all the Alliance shit. [[a dark scowl]]

[[and he never knows how to talk about "his world." The hell did you explain normal life to people who never lived it? And what the hell counted as normal anyway? The regular world pre Aralu or the insane fucked up crap that was post Aralu?]]

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[[scowls darkly]]This piece of shit protection racket self styled secret society.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-18 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[[a snort]] Mild way of putting it.. [[mutter mutter mutter]]

[[He pauses, blinking before a rare smile actually tugs at his lips]] No, that's all right. You dug it, you won it.

[personal profile] wheresmycoffee 2012-04-18 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[[another snort]] Hardly. More like exploiting anyone they could to power their own asses up while saying they were doing that.

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