Better Check the Warranty

[carbonatedscientist]

The problem started when Sento stumbled across that mustachioed dragon, and said dragon's self-proclaimed "amazing" wares. Sento hadn't thought them amazing, and he'd told the dragon so, and there had been a bit of an argument, up until the point at which Sento had found an odd-looking bracelet in the pile. It was a thin band of silver, and this band of silver was studded with several figural beads shaped like different animals--there was a rabbit, a hawk, a hedgehog, a panda, a gorilla...all animals Sento had corresponding FullBottles for, all animals he'd used as half of Build's transformation.

He'd been so taken by the coincidence that he'd haggled with the dragon for it, and in the process, he'd completely managed to miss the fact that the silver band that held all the animal beads was actually a sculpted cobra.

It is perhaps that cobra that made absent-mindedly putting the bracelet on a very bad idea. The bracelet was, rather unfortunately for Sento, just a tiny bit cursed. (This is, the dragon would claim, what Sento got for refusing to purchase the extended warranty, which would have covered cursed artifacts.)

Sento's hair is now white, his eyes are now red, and he's sort of prowling around the town, occasionally kicking over some townsperson's fruit stand or flower cart just because he can. Oh, the humanity of it all.

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[carbonatedscientist]

The cobra howled in pain, fell back, and rolled back onto its belly. "You'll pay for thissssss, heroessssss!" It was trying to escape now--it felt its chances of survival were better without getting fried another time.

[triggerhappytraitor]

A very heavy hoof stepped down on the end of the cobra's tail, pinning the creature in place. Reaching into his hammerspace one more time, Tachibana pulled out a large sword and with one swift motion, sliced the cobra in two.

[carbonatedscientist]

The cobra howled in anger as it got sliced in half. The two halves of the great snake fell to the ground, still twitching and writhing...

...only for a much smaller snake, covered in dark black ichor, to emerge from one of them and to start slithering away very, very quickly.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Oh hell no was he letting that bastard get away. With no need to keep the half he was pinning down immobile any longer, he gallops after, intent on crushing the smaller snake with his hooves.

[carbonatedscientist]

The snake couldn't run (okay, so it was incapable of running because it was a snake, it was slithering, not running) forever, and it certainly couldn't get away from that stomping. It gave a final screech of pain and faded away in a puff of black smoke.

Sento was still passed out.

[triggerhappytraitor]

There was a long moment as Tachibana simply... stood in place, feeling oddly conflicted. He hadn't-- ... No, he had meant to kill it. A creature declaring that he would destroy any world he was on like he was more than glad to do it...

He shook his head, stashing Galen's sword back into his hammerspace before shaking off the extra mass of the form and returning to himself, still looking a bit troubled. With another shake of his head, as if trying to clear it, he turned his attention back to his fallen friend, carefully kneeling next to him, hand on his shoulder.

"Sento? Can you hear me?"

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento groaned a bit as the bracelet he'd been wearing crumbled to dust on his wrist. "What happened?" His hair was no longer white, and although he still looked a bit dazed, his eyes looked normal as well.

[triggerhappytraitor]

There was a definite moment of hesitation before Tachibana smiled. "Nothing that couldn't be taken care of," he answered. "How are you feeling?"

[carbonatedscientist]

"Like I got hit by a truck," Sento grumbled as he picked himself up. "The last thing I remember, I was arguing with a weird dragon over a pile of junk."

[triggerhappytraitor]

Tachibana blinked once. "A weird dragon?" he repeated. "...there wasn't a bracelet involved in that argument, was there?"

[carbonatedscientist]

"Yes, a weird dragon. A small one. With a mustache." Sento grimaced. "The question of a bracelet had come up, yes. I said it was junk, he became offended."

[triggerhappytraitor]

"...If you said it was junk, why the hell were you wearing it?"

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento frowned. "That's...a good question. I don't know that I have an answer for it." And he looked very troubled by that.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Tachibana hesitated a moment, looking at Sento and debating before reaching out to put a hand on the man's shoulder.

"Well, whatever caused it, it's taken care of now. So try not to worry about it too much."

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento still looked troubled, but he nodded. "I...suppose so." It would just give him something to ask around about, was all. Tachibana didn't need to know.

[triggerhappytraitor]

"As long as you don't start any more arguments with dragons, you should be fine, right?"

There was a brief pause before a small amused huff escaped him and he shook his head. "Utterly ridiculous, this place..."

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento gave Tachibana a withering look. "Arguing with dragons was how I lived my life back home, why stop now?" Banjou was close enough, he supposed. "Everything about this place is just as ridiculous as that."

BELATED REALIZATION AND LOLS :D

[triggerhappytraitor]

A blink. "I thought your world was similar to mine, only instead of Undead you had that... Mars box."

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento laughed. "It was a joke. Banjou's given name is Ryuga, he uses the Dragon Fullbottle...he's got a bit of a theme, you might say."

[triggerhappytraitor]

A small puff of laughter escaped, Tachibana nodding in understanding. "Seems to be a trend, with Riders," he smiled. "The stubborness as well as the theming."

[carbonatedscientist]

"I suppose so," Sento allowed. "Stubbornness can often keep you going in this line of work."

[triggerhappytraitor]

"Certainly isn't common sense," Tachibana agreed with a self depreciating, if light smile.

[carbonatedscientist]

"Riders are very uncommon," Sento pointed out. "Our sense just tends to run that way, as well."

[triggerhappytraitor]

Another small huff of laughter answered that. "Yeah," he agreed with a faint smile.

"Feeling hungry at all? There's a food cart not to far that's really good. My treat."

Not that it really mattered in a place where the crown seemed to finance everything, but hey.

[carbonatedscientist]

Sento grinned. "In that case, then sure, I'm hungry." There was a pause and a bit of a frown. "I'm not sure when the last time I ate was; I'd been wrapped up in some experiments and got interrupted by a noise outside, and there was that dragon..."