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[Orb] GHB 20, Early Evening.

[When Selene appears in the orb, she's not quite her usual, princessy self. Several cuts can be seen on her face: cheeks, over her lips, across her nose. She seems to be ignoring them, but anyone can tell they probably hurt. Badly.]

Well, I have what I think is good news. Those stupid fucking thorns don't appear to be poisonous, either the actual thorns, or the vines they're growing out of. So we can check that off of whatever list we're keeping about what they damned things are and are not capable of.

[She sighs and reaches up to carefully rub the side of her nose, wincing just a little bit.]

The fuckers do grow right quick, however, so leave that one on the list. Strong, too.

[She shakes her head.]

So. When I'm back in town, I need to buy some pies or something. They don't have to be that good, because I had to save all three of the stupid bastards, but damn them if they didn't come running in when the damn thorns grabbed at me. Stupid fucks.

[She spits to the side, and growls.]

And since they will be jawing about it the first chance they get, the fuckers aren't lying when they say I kind of became a really, really big wolf to drag their sorry asses out of the fire.

[A huff.]

Oh. Anyone want a piece of the damn thorns? I had to dig a few out of myself after I got out of there.

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...!

Oh my gosh, are -- are you alright?!

Well, I don't have a cigarette and not one of these damn soldiers, uh, guards-whatever-the-fuck-in-uniforms is willing to offer the fragile little princess even one little drink of whatever foul brew they have stashed about after she dragged their sorry asses half a God Damn mile with thorns sticking all over me, so no, I'm not really doing that well. Shit, I almost got three men killed today, and I swore I was done with this kind of...

[She stops herself and shakes her head, realizing a little late she really shouldn't yell at the girl.]

Sorry.

[Selene looks away from the orb...which doesn't fail to show the cuts go right on down her neck and out of view.]

I'm fine, Rapunzel. I probably look a mess, but I'll be pretty as ever by the time I get back to town. And no one else got nabbed by the thorns any way at all, so we're all good here.

Milady!

[Old habits die hard, especially when the person he's talking to looks as though she's gotten into a fight with with broken glass.]

Where are you? I'll ride out and escort you back.

[That earns you a rather sharp, dry look, young man.]

Excuse me?

[Because she is not in the mood for some silly kid who kissed a princess once upon a time to tell her that she needs someone to take care of her.]

Why don't you try that again, Sugar?

[ ALL. THE. STARING.

what was all that D8 ]

What -- what happened?!

[She was no stranger to cuts and bruises, battles and scars. However, she hadn't seen much of anything of that nature since she'd been here - she supposed she's just been hoping that what she had been told wasn't true.]

Selene-san! Are you okay? I'll take care of your wounds!

[A slow breath. She'll try to be nice.]

I decided to take a gander at the big, bad thorns.

Which are, in fact, big and bad.

I think you missed a few chances to stuff in some more curses. [[said a touch dryly.]]

So who shot first, you or the thorns?

No, I am not fucking okay. Nothing to drink, nothing to smoke, and I'd feel bad if I broke one of these bastard's noses, since I just saved their sorry asses. So these fucks are about on my last nerve, and they won't stop trying to see to my face, and if I hear another one coming with a pot of boiling water I might have to dump it on him.

[She growls, and though she looks perfectly human, it doesn't sound like anything a person should be able to make.]

And don't bother. I'm going to run out along the thorns without these damn soldiers and see if I can spot anything they'd get in the way of exploring. Besides, I was about stir crazy in that tiny little city. Three bars and an inn, and not one of the barkeeps will serve me more than one drink. At least out here I can run.

[She's silent for a moment. No one calls her on her shit anymore, so she's not sure how to take it. A little smile finally appears.]

And fuck you, too.

[She shakes her head a little.]

I threw some stones. Wanted to get a feel for reaction. Would have been fine, but when they started to grow, those stupid fucks came running in like it was the end of the world, swinging their swords and yelling like manic retards. After that...things got interesting.

[[That gets a faint smile in return. That would have been Gijs's reaction too.]]

Let me guess, they ran headfirst into the mess and nearly got their eyes clawed out?

[Kotoha outstretches her hands and waves them vigorously, as if this would help matters any.]

They're just trying to help you!

[She had so far been too hesitant to go beyond the city. She still wasn't sure of this place, and does want to help and use her sword, but it would be silly to go out there and worry anybody if she happened to get into any trouble. Selene seemed clued in though.]

If you like, I could come with you! I'm good with a sword and I won't get in your way!

[She touches her face.]

No, they nearly got mine clawed out. Next time, I'm just going to watch the thorns eat them.

[She sighs.]

I told them to stay back.

See, that was your mistake. You expected common sense and people who can actually perceive reality. You should have told them that there was an evildoer behind them or something dumb like that so they'd go running the other way.

My mistake was only socking the captain hard enough to wind him when I stole his sword.

[[a smile at that]] You'll know for next time.

You're hurt. Let me ride with you in case you get in a bind.

[He gives her a sharp look right back. Now is not the time to be stubborn.]

[ GASP. ]

Wh-why?! Why did you go alone? Are you alright?!

Next time, I'll just start by braining him and go from there. In fact, I might just go back and do that now. For practice.

You'd have to get close enough to have to listen to him again to do that, wouldn't you?

I am not heading back to that tiny little town at the moment.

Besides, it is not nearly as bad as you all are making it out to be. I only broke one or two bones, it's fine.

Because if I had not, what happened is what was going to happen. Idiots got in the way and...

[A slow breath.]

One person is harder to catch. Especially when that person is experienced in things like this. And I am.

All the more reason to brain him. It certainly provides a bit of incentive. Do you think they'd let me get close enough with a club, or should I improvise? I could figure something out, I'm sure.

Are you making fun?

[Because he does not appreciate this attitude.] I could splint you until you get to a healer. You're putting yourself in unnecessary danger.

[Well, that doesn't mean it is going anywhere, sweetie.]

I've stood toe to toe with a dozen werewolves, and I came out just fine. It ain't a New Moon, so I'll be just fine here, too.

[She growls softly.]

And They're only compound fractures. I've gotten worse just getting myself breakfast. Monkeys are little shits.

So you don't worry yourself over me.

[As much as it annoys him to say it--]

Very well, my Lady Selene. Do as you will.

Damn right I will.

[She snorts at him.]

Just because I've got nice hair and a fine bone structure doesn't make me dainty, boy, and you'd do well to remember that. I don't care who you're married to, you shouldn't imagine that just because someone is a lady, they're going to need you hovering over them all the goddamn time.

[She'll apologize, sometime. Really.]

I'm quite aware, my lady.

[Probably more than she realizes.]

I hope you return to the city safely.

Yeah.

[For a moment, she looks like she has more to say, but then the orb simply goes dark, instead.]

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I feel so horrid cursing at a disney princess. =( Selene...not so much.

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sldjdss NEVER |D

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...sorry. >< She doesn't hate you, really.

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