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Rupert Giles ([personal profile] consultmybooks) wrote in [community profile] eswareinmal2012-05-11 09:10 pm

Chapter 2 - Orb Post - 1st of Rebirth's Decline

There is an actual candy house.

[The Orb shows Giles, in the bright, sunlight, idyllic version of the Two Faced Forest quite unlike what several of you had to put up with last night. He's settled himself into a sitting position at the base of a tree.

He does not look at all pleased. In fact, he has his head in his hands, and looks quite tired, for a ghost]

There is an actual sodding candy house in this sodding forest. I, I didn't believe it when I heard it. Had to come and see for myself.

[You know it's bad when the normally quite soft spoken former Watcher is reduced to swearing.]

I confess, I waited around a bit just to check that no idiot children were about to come along and, and start snacking. Hung around long enough to see that there was actually a witch living there. At least, um, I assume she's a witch. Didn't stop to chat. [Yet. Give him time. Curiosity will almost certainly get the better of him.] Is that a story anywhere else? The, um, the candy house, and the idiot children who come along to eat it and they get out because the, the witch won't just tidy up the place a bit? Because it is back home.

But, um, that's...not important. Sorry. I know that I'm still frightfully new to this place, and a lot of this, um, really shouldn't be surprising. I'll adjust. I'm good at that, if nothing else.

And, and I know a lot of you are probably sick of hearing this, by now, but...about last night. I was wondering what the rest of you, um, might have seen, a-and what you think about it. Including the business with the thorns not showing up. Do they really block off this forest at night normally? I, I suppose that at least has the benefit of keeping us from, um, spending the nights beating off monsters. I suppose what I'm asking is, um, is if this place normally goes this mad at night, or were we just unfortunate?

Olindra and I came across a hideously large bird, for what it's worth. I'm inclined to call it a roc, but, um, I didn't exactly get a good look.

noblehealer: (Look over | What was that?)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever heard a story like that before.
noblehealer: (Happy | Oh goody)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-14 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, I don;t think we had a story called that where I was from, but I wouldn't be surprised if I had come across something similar.

Will you tell me more about what this story was about? I'm very interested to know.
noblehealer: (Oh my | Such shocking news)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-15 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Estelle sat there quietly listening, well, this story so far certainly was interesting, and not something she had come across before.]

Those poor children, being left in the woods all by themselves.
noblehealer: (Huh | Yuri did what?)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-16 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[her eyes widen slightly,oh dear that mother certainly was trying to get rid of them. She wasn't a very nice mother then if this was the case. She leant in closer to the orb, in her mind the story was simply fascinating and something rather different. She knew she had to know more.]

So, what happened then? Were they checked for pebbles so they couldn't do it again?
noblehealer: (Glance | This outfit belonged to someone)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-16 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So while the bread seemed like a good idea at the time, turned out to be far from it. Those poor, poor children, all lost and no way to get home. Their mother wasn't a very nice woman.

[This time she thought that maybe she couldn't speak.]

Ah, sorry, carry on. I do find this little tail to be interesting.
noblehealer: (Thought | Makes the heart grow fonder)

[personal profile] noblehealer 2012-05-17 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[She paused for a moment to think about it.]

You had just gotten to the part where the birds have eaten the trail back home. So, Hansel and Gretel are stuck in the forest all alone and with no food.