Rebirth Height 17 - Orb 1

[canistricari]

[ The orb shows white, a small black dot in the center. The dot dances from side to side, then widens. The white shrinks to a circle, first revealing something blue, then something red, until it becomes clear that what you're looking at is an oddly colored animal's eye. ]

Hellooo!

[ Coyote stands back, so that you can see the shape of his head and neck. ]

What have we here! Hello, hello!

[ Say hello guys. It's only polite. ]

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[ He cackles. ]

I was born with it! Do you want to see me juggle my eyes?

[sarcasticbite]

Born with it? Who were your parents then? How did you turn out to be an animal?

[She raises one of her eyebrows. But then shakes her head.]

No, no it's fine. I'd rather not see it.

[canistricari]

Hahahahahaha! Oh well, oh well!

I decided that I like it! Coyotes are such marvelous creatures, don't you think?

[sarcasticbite]

They are, I guess.

So, can you become anything else?

[She's still in slight shock.]

[canistricari]

Oh yes! Anything at all! I was the moon once, you know!

[ Of course it has become rather difficult now, but he does so love to put on a good show. ]

[sarcasticbite]

The... The... m-moon. Y-you... what?

[Yeah. I think she's going to be shocked for a while. ]

[canistricari]

Oh yes! Would you like to hear the story? It's such a good one!

[sarcasticbite]

[She waves her hand very weakly in front of her face.]

I think I need to lay down.

[canistricari]

I apologize. My magnificence can be so intimidating sometimes.

[sarcasticbite]

[Coyote's arrogance kind of snapped her out of it.]

Magnificence? Hardly. It's cool, but it's not magnificently intimidating.

[canistricari]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

Such a strange, funny girl!

[sarcasticbite]

Excuse me?

How am I a strange and funny girl?

If anyone's strange, it's you. But funny? Neither you nor I fit that category in this situation.

[canistricari]

[ It's one of those things where you had to be there Coyote. ]

So out of place, in this strange world... Are you sure you wouldn't like to see me juggle my eyes? Ahahahahaha!

[sarcasticbite]

Would you like to see me strangle you for suggesting that again?

[canistricari]

Oh my! So violent! [ He giggles. ]

[sarcasticbite]

[His giggling kind of makes her smile, but at the same time a little annoyed that she's not being taken seriously.]

Hey. Stop laughing. I'll keep true to my words, you know?

[canistricari]

[ He just laughs. Rather psychotically. ]

Will you? This I must see!

[sarcasticbite]

Ok. Seriously. That laugh has got to stop.

[canistricari]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[sarcasticbite]

All right. Do what you will. I'm out of here.

[Mumbles] Weirdos.